Chain farting
- Julian: dude
- Justin: ?
- Julian: i just farted like 20 times in a row
- Julian: like one after another after another
- Justin: i'm glad we have these conversations
- Julian: pop pop pop
- Julian: it was wow
Really stupid shit
Technology fails him again
- Damn I can’t do golden shower in chat : (
“ Oh shit, that’s a belt
Drunk, really drunk
New Years text
- Friend (girl): Happy new years!
- Julian: Kiss my balls...
“ If you shoot a burglar, is it just a lot of paperwork to fill out?
“ My idea is sound… all it lacks is time travel.
Tasty Farts
- Julian: Man, my farts taste delicious
- Me: ...really?
- Julian: Ya, my farts are making me hungry...like tasty buffalo wings
“ No, it’s really for asshole!
On Books
- Julian: booksyoushouldleaveyourgirlfriendifshehasonhernightstand.com
- Justin: you mean booksyoushouldleaveyourgirlfriendforifshehasitonhernightstand.com
- Julian: yeah ill cross link it with "justinisagaygrammarfag.com
- Justin: dude, you fucking left words
- Justin: its like talking with someone who speaks English as a third language
- Julian: LOL
- Julian: i thought you liked andrew
- Justin: this has nothing to do with andrew being a fag
- Julian: and btw your sentence "dude, you fucking left words" is confusing me
- Julian: did I leave them in the url?
- Julian: or leave them out?
- Justin: lol. i pulled a you
- Julian: =)
- Julian: im contagious!
- Julian: WTF i spelled it right!
“ I planted a seed in Derric
I bet you did nancy-boy
“ Have you ever swallowed a noodle on accident? It’s like sucking Asian dick!
Ala Top Ramen
“ Dude, you should have seen me in the shower the other day
No, no I shouldn’t have.
“ I wish I was your cock monger……
To the tune of “I Wish I Were and Oscar Myer Weiner”
“ It felt spicy but in the wrong ways…
Refering to his shit
“ I am really, really not against whipping
…which explains a lot
